tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post114788306761708578..comments2023-07-27T09:43:37.478-06:00Comments on formerly phread: what i would say if given the chance to interview tom cruise~j.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02959570365515658547noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1148060379638706562006-05-19T11:39:00.000-06:002006-05-19T11:39:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.cabeshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11331933729883582763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1148007172100651132006-05-18T20:52:00.000-06:002006-05-18T20:52:00.000-06:00Dear Tom Cruise, You're gay.Dear Tom Cruise, You're gay.kacy faulconerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690060274994621199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147971663845435022006-05-18T11:01:00.000-06:002006-05-18T11:01:00.000-06:00Since we're all on a Johnny Cash high lately, how ...Since we're all on a Johnny Cash high lately, how about "A Girl Named Sue"?Geohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13928364622023202837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147970804142819292006-05-18T10:46:00.000-06:002006-05-18T10:46:00.000-06:00You guys rock! Thanks, I think it is between sue...You guys rock! Thanks, I think it is between suedonym and Because I said Sue.<BR/>Thanks everyone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147965259015753032006-05-18T09:14:00.000-06:002006-05-18T09:14:00.000-06:00yen - don't get me started on the Osmonds. They w...yen - don't get me started on the Osmonds. They were on Larry King the other night, and that's what put me over the edge to write this post. I cannot stand 99.8% of what comes out of Marie's mouth, and in order to make room in my head for that fury, I had to release the Tom Cruise onto my blog. Else I'd have exploded. <BR/><BR/>jaimes - may i call you jaimes? - That's awesome. He <I>does his own stunts</I>, and to prove it, he's going to ride his motorcycle in a circle on a talk show. A-a-a-a-awesome.<BR/><BR/>azucar - bangs. tee hee. <BR/><BR/>compulsive - I had never seen those before. <BR/><BR/>this is me - Did you have a poster on your ceiling? <BR/><BR/>Sue - What about "Because I said Sue", or "I told you Sue", or something like that? <BR/><BR/>Nevermind - I'm not creative like that.~j.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02959570365515658547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147939566182428792006-05-18T02:06:00.000-06:002006-05-18T02:06:00.000-06:00Sue-- how about:No, that is not my dadProvo Politi...Sue-- how about:<BR/>No, that is not my dad<BR/>Provo Politico<BR/><BR/>I also like suedonym, that is clever!La Yenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15044092297673361855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147930401819377422006-05-17T23:33:00.000-06:002006-05-17T23:33:00.000-06:00Before I had kids of my own I remember questioning...Before I had kids of my own I remember questioning every mother I ever came into contact with. Now I know better. My shoes are too big for Tom so there's no way he can wear them.<BR/><BR/>SoSueMe<BR/>SewSueMe<BR/>-crap, both are taken-<BR/>SueHappy (sue happy)<BR/>Suedonym (pseudonym)<BR/>Suetainly (3 Stooges certainly)<BR/>Sueper (super duper)<BR/>Suecrose (sucrose; sticky sweet)LuckyRedHenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02999331968314504791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147924334395404212006-05-17T21:52:00.000-06:002006-05-17T21:52:00.000-06:00Here's how my interview with Tom would go: Yes, I ...Here's how my interview with Tom would go: <BR/>Yes, I did kiss your Top Gun poster every night before going to bed. (Who didn't?) But now, you just really bug me. Really, really bug me. That's it. No questions. I just wanted you to know.This is mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04029222863413761445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147923341075259882006-05-17T21:35:00.000-06:002006-05-17T21:35:00.000-06:00Nothing to do with Tom, but I think I want a blog ...Nothing to do with Tom, but I think I want a blog for my own. But I have yet to come up with a great name for it. <BR/>I need help from all you "professionals" out there.<BR/><BR/>Thanks J for letting me but in on the blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147908357422934732006-05-17T17:25:00.000-06:002006-05-17T17:25:00.000-06:00What I would do is invite him to visit my new favo...What I would do is invite him to visit my new favorite <A HREF="http://www.freekatie.com/" REL="nofollow">website</A>.dalenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13414972890937798371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147900492339634902006-05-17T15:14:00.000-06:002006-05-17T15:14:00.000-06:00When you said that "Nicole knows exactly why our m...When you said that "Nicole knows exactly why our marriage is over" we were unsatisfied. Please tell us why.<BR/><BR/>Also, explain Xenu, because while I am sensitive to strange faiths (believe me!) I am seriously not getting yours.<BR/><BR/>Would you stop growing bangs if I asked nicely?Carinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13859567470814286102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147897543093284952006-05-17T14:25:00.000-06:002006-05-17T14:25:00.000-06:00Hoo-boy, don't even get me started on this! Mr. Cr...Hoo-boy, don't even get me started on this! Mr. Cruise, "depression" for you means having a bad hair day or not getting to ride the motorcycle down the red carpet. What the hell do you know about depression? May you be blessed someday to know exactly what it feels like. Only then can you come out and pretend to be an expert.Sister Pottymouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10987391736782375817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147895476664296482006-05-17T13:51:00.000-06:002006-05-17T13:51:00.000-06:00Do you have little man's syndrom?Is that why you h...Do you have little man's syndrom?<BR/><BR/>Is that why you have to show up at events on your motorcycle?<BR/><BR/>Did you really never have sex with your first wife Mimi Rogers? <BR/><BR/>Hmmmm....More Caffiene, Pleasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06700980008836722108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147893455017622032006-05-17T13:17:00.000-06:002006-05-17T13:17:00.000-06:00I don't know what you are all upset about. Don't ...I don't know what you are all upset about. Don't you know that people who are famous are inherently better than we are? If we were as wise and smart as they were, we would be famous. It is Darwinian. So if Micahel Jackson says it is okay to sleep with small children and wear a Panamanian general's uniform than we should do what he says--he is evolving as we speak, you know--he has shed his nose to make way for more evolved, um, breathing. And if Tom Cruise says that I should stop taking the Zoloft because I am just addicted to anti-depressants, I should listen. Also, he has lots of famous people who agree with him--John Travolta, the afro guy from That 70's Show--the list goes on and on. Who do I have to disagree? Gladys Knight? The Osmonds? Way B list. Not nearly evolved enough. <BR/>Now, if yo uwill excuse me, I am going to go touch door knob in my house and count the steps I take until they reach a pre-determined number of which I will only know when I reach. Thanks to Tom Cruise, my own Galapagos Sparrow.La Yenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15044092297673361855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147890358867583792006-05-17T12:25:00.000-06:002006-05-17T12:25:00.000-06:00No.Yes.You are welcome.No.<BR/>Yes.<BR/>You are welcome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147889402439412602006-05-17T12:10:00.000-06:002006-05-17T12:10:00.000-06:00Yeah, I saw it...and it's been almost a year. I w...Yeah, I saw it...and it's been almost a year. I was at my mom's house in NY when I saw it, and it's been bubbling ever since. That's why I had to work it out in this way: coming up with what I could say to make it clear that he's crazy. Seriously - he's the new Michael Jackson.~j.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02959570365515658547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147888427982222092006-05-17T11:53:00.000-06:002006-05-17T11:53:00.000-06:00Don't be "glib" (I hope you saw the Matt Lauer in...Don't be "glib" (I hope you saw the Matt Lauer interview to get that one).<BR/>Is it just me or does Katie Holmes look like a deer in the headlights most of the time?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13871850.post-1147887326681852342006-05-17T11:35:00.000-06:002006-05-17T11:35:00.000-06:00LOL I'd love to be there for that interview!LOL I'd love to be there for that interview!Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.com